i've been tagged

In response to the Left-Handed Hummingberd.
good you've resumed blogging! err i know im doing this less than an hour after u tagged me, just coincidence k. in true fact im stalking you.
haha LOL OMG WTF ROFLMAO.

okay im supposed to post 6 WEIRD THINGS ABOUT MYSELF.

1. i check out girls ankles. i really care quite a big deal about those. i mean like, there's the face, the legs, the body, the assets and liabilities. and yeah there's the ankles. dont worry i purposely omitted personality and character. its just the shape of it and how it moves when she uses her legs. for those with no clue what im talking about, some extra info would be that fat girls can have nice ankles. and the worse case scenario for a guy like me would be cankles. calf+ankles.


2. i love rubbing my bruises. uknow those which are latently there but invisible? yeah i rub them so hard if im sitting there doing nothing. masochistic lah slightly. to give u an idea of how hard i rub it, usually the skin starts getting too thin and it might bleed. or i rub it till i yell in pain. then when the big red circle comes out in its full glory, i feel satisfied with myself. kinda like now. got two to rub at.

3. i dont like walking down. my lifts serves either the even or odd floors. and i live on the 20th floor. so if the EVEN lift is not available, i'd take the ODD lift to the 19th floor and walk up. NEVER to the 21st and down. not even when im carrying my bike. perhaps only once when i was so sick i felt like i was going to die. yeah. once.

4. i can do some funny ass things with my body. i'm sure some of you have seen it. its the most inane thing but it gets people laughing for a while so i keep those muscles fresh in case i ever need em. basically, i can move my nose and ears at will. tandem, one after another, u name it. and yeah my kneecap is fully rotating too. the doc said its not tight. i told him im not a virgin. see it if u got the chance. while stocks last.


ok thats all the weirdshit about me k. ling how'd u get to 6???? u must be weird. like out of this world weird. oh btw, i got the bad english thing too. but its not my weird obssesion. its cos u lent me that book. lynne truss that anal bitch. she didnt have to make us anal too uknow.

i tag sue, ppd, matt(icesleet), jinx and clairepants.