stupid huiqi tagged me. always pms one.

IF you have to put your house keys somewhere outside the house, where would that be? in the stone tavern outside my house.

IF you could choose to get married, when and where?
when she's ready and i'm ready. in a hotel preferably, so the after-party starts faster.

IF you could design your own house, describe the most extravagant room you'll have. it'll have a masseuse, a massage chair. jazz music. white decor, free flow of wine, and a self cleaning mechanism.

IF a big elephant comes running towards you, what would you do?
if i see his mahout in distress, i'll run to safety.

IF you could switch your body with someone else's, whose would it be?
for life? no thanks, i put in alot of work on mine.

IF you could bring back someone from the dead, who would it be? And why?
nah, i'll let him be. i wouldnt want grandpa to die again.

IF you could open a shop, what kind of shop would it be?
Lan shop! something i would leave to others to run. and play for free with my mates.

IF you could paint your car, what colour would it be?
i could, uknow. black.

IF you could say something to your worst ex-boyfriend/girlfriend, what would that be? im sorry you're the worst, but u werent bad at all.

IF you have 5 wishes, what would you ask for?
1. i be successful
2. i be surrounded by good people
3. no needless suffering
4. i be able to right any wrong
5. i be able to make a difference in the world.

IF there's a fortune teller/tarot reader/whatever, what would you like to know about your future? whether i ever get married or not.

IF you knew you'd die in a week, what would you do?
if its not STD, GET SUMMMMM. ahaha.

IF you could choose where you wanna be buried, where?
just spew my ashes in the ocean.

IF you did not die and you'll live longer, what would you regret doing the last 6 days? probably regretting getting summ. and kill myself.

Well, let's say IF you die, again, name 5 songs you want played at your funeral
1. five for fighting--superman. (echo ppl)
2. 50cent--in da club. (cos im a rnb guy)
3. mariah carey--always be my baby. (for the lady in my life)
4. retro--leave a light on for me. (for the mambo freaks)
5. OASIS--LIVEFOREVER. (because one only completes living, when they die)

IF you could go to space, where do you want to go and why?
mars. where i like my women, red hot.

IF you could say something to the one person you really like now, what would it be? hows it going?

IF you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?
fry from futurama.

IF you could adopt other country's culture, which would that be, and why?
not too keen, happy where i am.

IF you could re-do today, what would you do better?
not dislocate my shoulder.