ladies and gentlemen- equipment check please.

teh teh said im a docile dude
which i completely agree with.
so why do i have this list?

1. sprained ankle. ice pack on
2. pulled hamstring. downwind with one leg outside the boat.
3. hacking cough. with no medication
4. phelgm which i shant elab.
5. fingers which hurt when i touch anything. mainsheet.
6. hyperactive nose.
7. dyslexic brain.
8 constipated throat.

maybe, just maybe.
females have some purpose in this world.