Tuesday, July 10, 2007

i cant put up a title and its past my bedtime.
hate being frivolous about my blogging.


anyways. just wanna say,
on sunday, i was a good samaritan. a tired one.
i pushed this idiots mitsobitchshi for about 30 metres around a bend and through a light. obviously he was a sucker and an ingrate. but at least i convenienced alot of road users cos he was blocking the lane which turns into my street. i thought his engine died. or worse, his battery.but no.
he ran out of petrol. what a fucker man. ran out of petrol. in singapore.
i wanna go tell him mister. i push your car cos i need exercise. and your car fucking small i push with one hand. i push your car cos i wanna help other people not get into accident with you idiot. i push your car because i hand itchy need to push something. not because i see u deserve my help k uncle? u dont deserve shit.
im sweating for you and what u say?

"can you help my go buy petrol?"
"can i borrow your bike?"
"can u use your hand to wipe off the dust on my car?"

guess which one i made up. still.
i hope he buy loads of petrol next time. and drive it into a fire so the petrol is put to good use. good night people. this is one helluva morbid and evil post.
and i know u're loving it.

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